The ninja in my kitchen

Picture this . . .

A middle-aged woman creeps stealthily across her kitchen. As she approaches the window, she freezes and checks that her prey is still there. Slooooowly she raises the camera to the window being careful not to move the curtains even a fraction of an inch.

Focus . . . fooooocus . . . Got him!

Red-bellied Woodpecker

That's how the professionals do it, right? Minus the kitchen and curtains part, of course!